I have a hard time watching Burt in the SIngle Ladies scene because I just can’t take my eyes off HeMo.
Oh were we supposed to be watching Burt? That hadn’t occurred to me.
Read.
It’ll get you laid
Really tempted to take a sexy picture of my tattoo and caption it, “Ride. It’ll get you laid.” Except that we all know that’s not true.
More accurate: “Ride. It will prevent you from having enough time or energy to care about getting laid.”
“The spoon actually has its own story.”
“Oh yeah? What’s that?”
“I slip spoons in people’s pockets. I’ve done it thousands of times. It’s like pickpocketing, but the opposite. It’s a very special skill.”*
*The best part of this story is that Meg Ryan walked by in the middle of the conversation. I quickly asked for her photo, but she turned me down. I wasn’t too concerned though, because I knew she’d only have been half as popular as Spoon Guy.
If I ever randomly have a spoon in my pocket, I’ll know who to thank!
Race: Witch or magic user
Ally: Joyce Summers
Bestfriend: Anya Jenkins
Crush on You: Spike (agh)
Lover: Buffy Summers (uhh )
Enemy: The Trio
FUN!
Here’s mine:
Race: Vampire
Ally: Wesley (AWESOME!!)
Best Friend: Riley Finn
Has a crush on you: Oz (Dude, That’s awkward, lol)
Your lover is: Buffy Summers (OH YEAH, BABY YEAH!)
Your Enemy: Caleb (Awesome 2)
Race: Slayer (Fuck yeah!)
Ally: Faith (Awesome)
BFF: Xander (Truth)
Crush: Oz (If only…)
Lover: Spike (IF ONLY)
Enemy: The First (Oh shit!)
